How many Elsmar Covers does it take to change a light bulb?
- Thread starter Sidney Vianna
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ralphsulser
What? You mean only the bulb needs replaced? Where is the "shall"?
Steve McQuality
Quality Engineer
66, because I will be the one ensuring that the light bulb meets our ISO14001 requirements for environmental awareness:
"Is the light bulb an energy saving light bulb? and what effect will this light bulb have on our energy consumption?"
and don't forget to send that burned out bulb to the light bulb recycling storage area so that it doesn't end up in the landfill.
Dark room, Jim, you are just too funny sometimes.
Ah, I needed this thread today, sometimes humor IS the best medicine!
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little__cee
First, I need to log it in our computerized Maintenance system - using a descriptive term such as "light bulb burned out in _____ area"
CarolX
Trusted Information Resource
Sidney
This is priceless - and the responses so far are giving me a belly ache from laughing so hard.
Thanks -
And - btw
Is the root cause of the light bulb failure an Opportunity for Improvement?
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moiraknows
Now this one made me laugh out loud!!
I had to explain my laughter too! GOD that was funny!
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skappesser
Go 14001 GREEN - install a skylight!
I'll take it to the next level, because it is election season:
HOW MANY POLITICIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE IN A LIGHT BULB?
ANSWER: 3
1 TO DECLARE A STATE OF EMERGENCY (AND BLAME FEMA).
1 TO APPOINT A COMMISSION TO STUDY IT.
1 TO INTRODUCE A BILL TO VOTE ON FUNDING FOR THE PROJECT.
AND ALL 3 TO PUT SOME SPIN ON IT!
I'll take it to the next level, because it is election season:
HOW MANY POLITICIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE IN A LIGHT BULB?
ANSWER: 3
1 TO DECLARE A STATE OF EMERGENCY (AND BLAME FEMA).
1 TO APPOINT A COMMISSION TO STUDY IT.
1 TO INTRODUCE A BILL TO VOTE ON FUNDING FOR THE PROJECT.
AND ALL 3 TO PUT SOME SPIN ON IT!
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