How many Elsmar Covers does it take to change a light bulb?

gard2372 said:

Has anyone thought the light bulb could have been an actual person who was burnt out mentally and needed replacement figuratively speaking?

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I think I've recently been referred to as a dim bulb somewhere...must have been a broken or out-of-cal inspection instrument. Maybe we need a DOE.

Do we have training records for the bulb changing procedure?

Well guys and gals, I will bring the tone down even further by saying, this has been most "enlightening". I have learnt so much, you are all such beacons of light! Like the light at the end of a dark tunnel, a total spark of genius.

"Watt" did that mean??

If anyone else has a bad pun, please socket away somewhere before such things become a fixture here. Find another outlet for your humor, or wait until you're a little better grounded in the art.

Not sure which is more pathetic...the fact that I'm at work on a Saturday or the fact that I'm finding this thread so entertaining.

BradM said:

"Watt" did that mean??

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Jim Wynne said:

If anyone else has a bad pun, please socket away somewhere before such things become a fixture here. Find another outlet for your humor, or wait until you're a little better grounded in the art.

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It "HERTZ" to see my thread twisted like a filament.

Jim Wynne said:

If anyone else has a bad pun, please socket away somewhere before such things become a fixture here. Find another outlet for your humor, or wait until you're a little better grounded in the art.

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Sounds like Jim's blown a fuse. His filament has finally broken.

How many covers does it take to change a fuse?

Manix said:

How many covers does it take to change a fuse?

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Can't we just call in maintenance? I don't think this is in my job description.

Hey, why is it so dark in here?